Swimming To France

captainjaymerica:

Tonight is one of those nights where all I really want is sex for a few hours. Nothing fancy, none of the hype, none of the talking…I just want to get to it and put in a good few rounds.

nothing wrong with being honest about it! :-)

My Tumblr will be changing some beginning Sept 1st. Maybe also changing names…not sure yet. More details to follow….

heidmaan:

joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

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EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER

guys. GUYS. THAT SHOULD TOTALLY BE A THING GUYS

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Heathers (1988)

Heathers (1988)

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apr3tty1itt13chubbything:

wickedlywenchy:

hornylndngrl:

cassandrasins:

For the #peanuts

I need to try every one of these!

Who wants to come drink with me??

1 of each please! Lol

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gah. I need help, and quickly. I found this cute little romance series and while they are basically predictable… couple meets, someone’s got a tragic backstory, they like each other, sparks fly but one or both pretend otherwise until crisis! and ..yay! resolved with happy ever after. ..there’s something about them that I like

this last one made me get bleeping teary eyed, and I’m trying to find the rest of the half a zillion in the series I haven’t read yet because despite my overall skepticism  making it impossible for me to believe I’d ever even consider letting myself fall in love again…there’s a part of me that wants to freaking move to the town these books are set in already and find my happy ever after already dammit. 

it’s the Fool’s Gold series by Susan Mallery. 

to me, it’s up there with Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander series and Christine Feehan’s Carpathians and Sherrilyn Kenyon’s Dark-Hunters. 

except without the sci-fi edge. these are just soft and sweet and..BLERGK! 

I’m running a fever or something, I gotta be. 

imgonnamakeachange:

How’s that for a #beforeandafter 😜 before: 200lbs, totally sedentary, eating 3000+ calories a day of crap. after: 120 lbs, certified personal trainer obsessed with the stairmaster, lifting and yoga, eating 1800-ish calories a day of healthy food 💪💪💪 want to get started on your journey? i offer meal and workout plans online! email me and makethatchangefitness@gmail.com! 👍👍👍 #fit #fitfam #fitspo #fitness #diet #exercise #yoga #yogi #girlswholift #gym #workout #beforeafter #weightloss #health #healthy #progress

imgonnamakeachange:

How’s that for a #beforeandafter 😜 before: 200lbs, totally sedentary, eating 3000+ calories a day of crap. after: 120 lbs, certified personal trainer obsessed with the stairmaster, lifting and yoga, eating 1800-ish calories a day of healthy food 💪💪💪 want to get started on your journey? i offer meal and workout plans online! email me and makethatchangefitness@gmail.com! 👍👍👍 #fit #fitfam #fitspo #fitness #diet #exercise #yoga #yogi #girlswholift #gym #workout #beforeafter #weightloss #health #healthy #progress

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My amazing and awesome kid brother Jeremiah, finishing a Spartan Race. I’m so danged proud of him! :-)

My amazing and awesome kid brother Jeremiah, finishing a Spartan Race. I’m so danged proud of him! :-)

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

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